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Freudian Typos

reason snot. Originally intended on typing: “reasons not”. Real Freudian subtextual meaning: the mucusy after product of making a (probably bad) decision.

abou tit. Originally intended on typing: “about it”. Real Freudian meaning: your father’s breast, in Muslim worlds. The “abu” or father figure, has a caring, female, nurturing side. But it’s a kind of put-down, like, “your momma wears hiking boots.”

hte. Originally intended on typing: “the”. Real Freudian meaning: pronounced “hit-uh”, it adds a definitive jabbing pointer to the noun, with a Tlingit/Xhosa accent, as if to say: “Yo man, you think you know what I’m talking about? THAT is what I’m talking about!”

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