banane

They Live

Scary Lovecraft beasts
from another dimension
pass right through your flesh
... kevin

Submitted on: 2005-07-05.
Rating: 3.0392. Read 5162 times. Rated 2196 times. Rate it yourself: 1 2 3 4 5 
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Stupidity

poorly ed'ted, yo
Noam, Moore, the best you can do?
No, Bush is stupid.
... kevin

Submitted on: 2005-07-05.
Rating: 2.9675. Read 5339 times. Rated 2307 times. Rate it yourself: 1 2 3 4 5 
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Armageddon, Con Air, many more

Bruckheimer, Bey should
Be squashed with an asteroid
For crimes against film
... kevin

Submitted on: 2005-07-01.
Rating: 3.0271. Read 5357 times. Rated 2101 times. Rate it yourself: 1 2 3 4 5 
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Glengarry Glen Ross

Mamet and Lemmon
the unbridled hell of sales
always be closing
... kevin

Submitted on: 2005-07-05.
Rating: 2.9259. Read 5480 times. Rated 2471 times. Rate it yourself: 1 2 3 4 5 
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