Me: I need to cancel my order.

StitchFix Chatbot:

I’m sorry I didn’t understand that. You can ask:
Order problems
Delivery problems
….

Me: Order problems

Chatbot:

I’m sorry I didn’t understand that. You can ask:
Order problems
Delivery problems
….

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Kaiser Chatbot:

Me: I don’t understand why I can’t pay my bill

Chatbot:

I’m sorry I didn’t understand that. You can ask:
Health issues
Billing issues
….

Me: Billing Issues

Chatbot:

I’m sorry I didn’t understand that. You can ask:
Health issues
Billing issues
….

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Me: Write me a noir screenplay
ChatGPT: Title:

Shadows of Redemption

EXT. CITY STREETS – NIGHT
Rain pours down, slicking the pavement. Neon lights flicker, casting eerie shadows on the dimly lit streets.

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Me: Write me an ode to unemployment in the style of sharon olds
ChatGPT:

In the barren fields of occupation’s end,
Where dreams lie fallow, seeds of hope unsown,
There dwells a silence, a sorrow to attend,
As hearts grow weary, dreams turned into stone.

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Me: Who is the woman in the photo?

Paradox Chatbot:

The person in the picture above is me, Olivia! I’m the flagship product of Paradox, designed to build a better candidate experience as an AI assistant.

Me: But who is she?

The person in the picture above is me, Olivia! I’m the flagship product of Paradox, designed to build a better candidate experience as an AI assistant.